So, I went ziplining. It was really fun! And incredibly awkward and uncomfortable. I randomly got asked to go ziplining with someone visiting. It was in the morning, I was at work, and ya! Ziplining! Why not! Another thing checked off my list. I wasn't in the best ziplining outfit and I had to run and get some tennis shoes. Why I couldn't change into something more comfortable while I was getting my shoes, I'll never know. Anyways. I'm wearing my big baggy shirt, ugly shorts, and then I'm wearing tennis shoes. This is my nightmare. Add on to that a stifling heat, sans breeze, and I'm sweating like a beast. Add on to that a perma-wedgie once they get my harness on. Add on to that a giant bruise on my inner thigh from getting tangled up with the surfboard leash, and it looks like I have a lot of cellulite when I walk now. More than usual. Anyways. No biggie because ziplining is awesome.
Once we got going, it was really fun! Some really long ziplines made me a little scared, but all good. We even saw some monkeys in the trees. Score!
THEN. My friend was all, oh, you can do a zipline superman style! They attach you to the line by your back, and you can fly in the air, a la Superman. I was a little iffy on the idea, so I let her go first. When she was coming down the line, it looked really fun! Then I realized that she was backwards straddling the zipline guy who was behind her. And I'm alllllll, awww heelllll no. I'm not doing that. SHIRLEY there is a better way to do this, yes? I got talked into doing it :(. I was never in a more uncomfortable situation. Not only was I wrapping my legs around some stranger, backwards, IN THE AIR, ON A ZIPLINE, but I was also being completely strangled by this belt thingie and I couldn't breathe. Then everytime I looked up to see the view, it hurt my neck. THEN, since my shirt is all baggy on top, I'm SURE my boobs were flying out as I was flying through the gd trees. It was just so wrong in so many ways. Even worse, I now have Superman by Soulja Boy stuck in my head.
SO, to recap. Ziplining was equal parts fun and awkward. GTs?